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* My number has changed
  My new number is 100
  plz call for confirmation.
  Agar mera naukar uthaye to 2-4 @&%$) de dena
  Nalayak hai, apne aapko police kehta hai             
 
* /2>:)   ? /  + 6  a     &  (*<}] 
  87 lp )$^%         o !#     9
 
   *7vl     0975
   kuch samjh aaya,
   nahi?
   Mujhe bhi nahi aaya,
   Hamare Vichar kitne milte hai.                             (Lalit Godwani, Jpr)
 
* FLASH NEWS
  CBI raids in Britney's house,
  Bathroom 10 crores
  Store room 50 kg gold,
  & Bedroom....
   ....
   ....
  full of my photos..
  Silly Girl, Crazy about me.                                            (Kapil G., Jpr)
 
*  I read in the newspaper today that sending sms is
   wastage of time and money.
   to aaj se band
 
   I've decided to stop
   reading newspapers.                                                      (Shrey, Jpr)

 
* Wo dosti ke ristey ab "kaise kaise " ho gaye,
   kabhi hum aapke dost the, ab "aise waise" ho gaye,
   Agar ab bhi apne sms na kiya, to hum samjhenge,
   hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.              (Swati Acharya, Bhilwara)  
 
* 4 kaam karo....
 
1. phone switch off karo,
2. battery kholo,
3. sim nikalo
4. phone road pe fek do,
 
"Jab koi sms hi nahi karna, to phone kyon rakha hai."  
Phek do                                                                            (Tanya, Jpr)

* Cost of sms over the years
1996 Rs.4
1999 Rs.3
2001 Rs.2
2005 Re.1
2006 paise 50
2007 free
 
kya sms tab bhejoge jab msg bhejne ke paise milenge. 
                                                                                                      (Shivangi Patel, Delhi) 

 
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