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Some Laws that NEWTON forgot to mention!!!
 
LAWS STATEMENT 
Law of queue
 
 
 
Law of Telephone
 
 
Law of Mechanical Repair
 
Law of the Workshop
 
Law of the Alibi
 
 
 
Bath THEOREM
 
 
Law of Encounter
 
 
 
Law of Result
 
 
Law of Biomechanics 
 
Law of Theatre
 
 
Law of coffee
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone
 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
 
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because youhad a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
 
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will!
 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive.
 
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your bosswill ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold 
 
 
 
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