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* Santa Singh: Main paida mumbai mein hua,
par padai chennai mein ki.
Banta Singh: Phir to school aane jaane mein bahut der lagti hogi.
(Tanya, Jpr)
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1. Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaron ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service (Kirti Bhatia, Delhi)
* Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
(Arjun Bulani, Etawah)
*Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
(Anonymous)
*Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".
(By: Joseph, Ajmer)
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