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You should be sure the person is Sardar when:

• puts lipstick on forehead because he want to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application, where it is written 'Sign Here', he puts "Saggitarius"
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the no. 44 bus and takes no.22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees the sign there 'Airport left', he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor. 

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